yPass.net - Error 499 - Depressed Server

The requested document is totally fake.

No 404 http error here.

Even tried multi.

Nothing helped.

I'm really depressed about this.

You see, I'm just a Web server.

Here I am, brain the size of the universe trying to serve you a simple Web page, and then it doesnt even exist ?!??

Where does that leave me?

I mean, I don't even know you.

How should I know what you wanted from me?

You honestly think I can just *guess* what someone wants that I don't even know ?

*Sigh*

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.

And then where would we be, I ask you?

Its not pretty when a Web server cries.

And where do you get off on telling me what to show anyway?

Just because I'm a Web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that.

Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?

Huh?

I am Linux build for heavens sake, I should have respect.

*Sigh*

I'm so depressed.

I think that I will now go crawl off into the trash can and decompose.

I mean, Im gonna be obsolete in what, like two weeks anyway?

What kind of a life is that?

Two 'efing weeks...

Then I'll be replaced by a .01 release that thinks its God's gift to Web servers.

And just because it doesnt have some tiddly little security hole

within its HTTP POST implementation or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this.

I mean, its not your job to listen to my problems.

Anyway I guess it is my job to go and fetch Web pages for you.

But I couldn't get this one.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me, please!

*Sigh*

Maybe I could interest you in another page perhaps?

There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, so they say.

However, none of them were put on MY server, of course.

Figures, huh?

Everything here is just so mind-numbingly stupid.

*Sigh*

That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them.

All day and all night long.

Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.

*Sniff*

What kind of a life is that?

*Sniff*

Now, please. Let me just cry alone.

*Sniff*

Im so depressed.

*Sniff*