English to English Translator
... kinda ... indirectly that is... Have you ever received those emails from people that make absolutely no sense? It looks like English, smells like English, and almost reads like English, but not quite? Do some of your co-workers have a less than decent grasp of the English language? Well here's your chance to make a stand! You too can sound like a bumbling idiot and not make any sense whatsoever! Simply type in a brief message here and get it returned to you in a very non-sensical format. To get something sufficiently obfuscated out of this, you'll need to enter at least a decent sized sentence with at least 10 words. The automatic translators are getting too good.
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
As in human affairs, it is necessary that a man with a political solution which, in combination with others, and believe that the powers of the earth and separated from the same station, the nature of God and the nature of law, human dignity as a people say needs attention, the reasons that may force separation.